Just some more stuff from my ever-creative students. I think they outdid themselves this time.
The third-year junior highs had to write an interview script asking a friend about what they wanted to be when they grew up and various dream-related things.
...There was the heart-warming:
"A: What did you want to be when you were a child?
B: I wanted to be a doctor.
A: Why did you want to be that?
B: Because I wanted to help lots of people.
A: What will you need to become a doctor?
B: I will need a lot of knowledge."
"B: I wanted to be a great father."
A: What else?
B: I wanted to be a priest.
A: What is important to you?
B: I think that comics are important."
"A: What is important to you?
B: My family is important.
A: Why is that?
B: I love family.
A: Why do you love family?
B: They always care about me."
...There was the absurd - many students apparently wanted to be inanimate objects and plants:
"A: What did to want to be when you were a child?
B: I wanted to be a wheat."
Really? I asked. He showed me the word in the dictionary and described the plant to me - definitely was wheat. Silly boy.
"B: I wanted to be a tomato.
A: Why did you want to be that?
B: Because its colour is passionate."
"B: I wanted to be a doctor.
A: What else did you want to be?
B: I wanted to be a big dog."
Yes, yes, really.
"B: I wanted to be a worker at Google.
A: What do you want to be now?
B: I want to be a shell. [yep, definitely no mistranslation]
A: Why?
B: Because it's cool.
A: What else do you want to be?
B: A VIP man and has lots of money."
Also, "I wanted to be a pirate."
...There was the magical:
"B: I wanted to be a wizard.
A: Why did you want to be that?
B: I think that making fire with my hands is very cool!!
A: What is important to you?
B: Learning magic is important to me."
And finally...the future evil overlord, with words of wisdom we can all learn from:
"B: I wanted to be a world ruler.
A: What do you do now?
B: I am a convenience store ruler.
A: Why is that?
B: Because the world is bigger than I thought."
"The world is bigger than I thought"
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh and laugh!
Little kids say the funniest things!